The Jesus Ropeswing

Just got out of work and getting ready to go up to Montreal for a few days with my girlfriend (Lastexit) to go see Pearl Jam. I'm totally psyched! I hope you don't need a passport to go to Canada. I'm really kinda curious to see if all the Canadians look like Terrance and Phillip. I hear that there is an archaeology musuem up there too so hopefully we will have enough time to go check that out. I'm so glad that I have the next 3 days off. I don't like being a petroleum merchant. I found a job online today that totally kicks ass and I'm going to send out the resume tomorrow. I have a feeling that I'm going to go through like 7 jobs in my life and every one is going to get exponentially crazier. It's just a hunch. Like one year I'll work for a company that offers rope swing rides off of the arms of the giant Jesus statue in Rio De Janeiro and the next year I'll be a helicopter courier delivering goats blood to Tom Cruise's secret south Pacific island. Years later probably end up being a used car salesman...