Money and Candy

I love regular Toblerone, but the white kind is too sweet. It's cool that someone wasn't satisfied with regular old chocolate so they went out and made it completely opposite chocolate...'nah, nah, no more regular chocolate....dark was good and milk is ok, but let's just fuck it and make it white'. I can eat lots more regular milk chocolate than I can white chocolate too. Orange tic tacs are like that too. Nevermind eating more than one, I have eaten the whole container at once. Those things are way too good to be mints. Lime tic tacs are just like the orange in that sense. They're a little harder to find, but they're a more drab shade of green than the minty ones. They might be Lemon Lime. I'm sure they're artificially colored and all, but they sure picked an unappetizing color for the Lime ones. How many freakin colors does Gatorade come in anyway? I think the people who made Gatorade were ran out of money when they were making flavors and just decided to go ahead and replace flavors with colors. Those things are great for hangovers too, for getting you rehydrated. I heard that Pedialyte is really really good for that too, but I feel funny showing up somewere with beer and baby juice. You wanna know what's NOT good for a hangover? Egg nog. I love the stuff, but forget about at those times. They should sell egg nog all year long dammit. It's not like trying to find a daffodill in August, it's freakin' egg nog! Go bump some eggs with the nog and make more. What do egg nog manufactures do for the rest of the year? Find good prices on nog for next year? ...or they could make cream and butter and stuff I guess....but I'm sure there is still some special egg nog manufacturing equipment that lays dormant for 3/4 of the year. Crank it up! Seasonal work must be crappy. Unless your making buttloads of money like those crab fishermen over by Alaska. I bet those guys make tons of money in a really short time. Then the probably come back to shore, blow the money on wine and sleeping pills and then party till next season. Ha! Man, if i made a buttload of money like that there's no telling what I would do....but I'll try. First, I'd ged the most expensive finance person I could find and ask them to watch some of my money while I blow the rest. Then I'd get into my 1990 Geo Metro hatchback, rev it up and attempt to 'burn out' as I leave the finance lady for the Honda dealership and get a grey S2000. I don't want to blow all my money on a car though because it's just going to be towed around behind my super huge motor home. Yeah, then I'll drive that thing all over blowing money left and right. Anyone is welcome. That would continue for months....at the least.