The Anti Idea

I've got nothing to say...nothing at all. So, I figure I'll just write about whatever comes into my head while I'm sitting here. The typing part is easy because I don't even think about it so I can just do this...just type without a thought ever popping into my head. Wouldn't that be the worst blog post ever? Just write about writing a post. I think I'm going to do it but I'm sure I'll get sidetracked and start writing about an actual idea. So here we are. Me writing. You reading. People don't realize the amount of time and money I put into this blog. Every waking hour of every day I scour the Earth for tantalizing tidbits so you can learn something about me. I guess I should spend less time scouring the Earth and just write about me. The problem I have with that is that I don't want to talk about myself. I know I've done it previously, but really though, I'd much rather write something about a mystery that popped into my head. But I'm not going to do that though. Because I realize that this post has taken a severe turn towards for the worst and I have to follow it until its logical conclusion. Its awful awful conclusion. A conclusion that may include closure or not. A conclusion that may make you think about the true nature of what you are reading or not. Well, we'll get to the conclusion in a little while so I still have time. Right now we're in the middle. Usually this space is reserved for ideas, but not in this post. This post is the anti-idea. A mind numbing idiotpalooza where every direction can be taken at once with complete disregard for the readers enjoyment or any other abstract concept that isn't this post. The middle is like the great turning point of this post, where I deftly maneuver from bad to worse like a drunken clown who neglected his designated driving duty and is now careening around town in a volkswagen with two dozen of his closest friends. This post will devour your faith in humanity like another terrible metaphor for something bad about this post. The writing part is going pretty well though. Stuff is getting written and there is no lack of writing going on. Could be that I'm just taking the easy way out, but when you think about it, there's really nothing that I'm actually trying to get out of. Well, lookey here...a conclusion.