The Oracle Speaks!

Let me gaze into the future for a moment. There will be a raffle. I will win it. I will be really happy that I won until I find out that I won a huge bottle of hard alcohol and I will trade it to somebody because I will still not like hard alcohol. The person who I trade it to will not have to be persuaded because he will enjoy hard alcohol. After the alcohol is traded, we will become great friends and lead our people to freedom. Several days later we will abandon the freedom because with freedom comes responsibility and my new friend will be terribly drunk and irresponsible. We will then decide not to be great friends anymore. He will be so upset that he will run away to Argentina to be a gaucho, but his horse riding skills will be so exceptional that he gets drafted into the Argentinian Polo League. He will play polo drunk and fall off of his horse many times. He will return to America to find that I have led many more people to freedom and he too will want to be led to freedom but I will say 'no' because he is too drunk and irresponsible.