The Kite Mecca

Man, high school was cool and I miss it.  One day, I'm going to open up a kite shop, but this won't be your ordinary kite shop.  This one is going to be big...and it will have an adjoining field so you can try out the kites before you buy them.  I'll also have people giving lessons and stuff.  The main draw will be the hot air balloon.  Its going to be tethered to the ground because it will be like free advertisement and a tourist draw probably.  I'd imagine it sucks chasing down free floating balloons anyways.  So, anyways, the shop will also sell R/C stuff like cars and airplanes.  If the field is big enough, you could probably have like R/C airplane pylon races.  There's also gonna be a dirt track for the R/C cars to race on with like a huge scaffolding so that you can view the whole track from a better perspective.  Oh, and a bar.  Gotta have a bar...with model trains running around delivering drinks to people.  That way you won't have to pay waiters.  Customers can just write down their orders on post-it notes and send the train back behind the bar where there will be a switchyard and a bartender with a conductors hat serving up beers onto the waiting trains.  Hell yeah.