Lies

Lies are really fun to tell because when people believe them, they look ridiculously stupid.  The most fun lies are the ones that are so unbelievable that people think they must be true because who would lie about something so crazy.  Lots of times, people will not even begin to suspect that I'm lying and then a few days later they will bring up something I lied about.  That's always good for a laugh. 
BLSalerno711 on
blsalerno711
how do we know your not lying right now?
meg523 on
meg523
You make very "John Handy" kind of quotes sometimes.
mexicana13 on
mexicana13
Dude, is that a picture of you ? d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-amn!
Lastexit29 on
lastexit29
looks like somones likes you!! unless she's talking about meg.

what's up cavutto, how's work?
Cavutto on
cavutto

Yeah, I have lots of cute pictures of me.  :)

Work is going well so far.  Its going to get better at 4 though.  That's when we are doing our 'mentor appreciation party' or something.  They got one of those chocolate fountains.  They also got buffalo wings, nachos, beer and soda.  I thought it was kinda strange that they would be serving beer during work, but I took that thought into the other room and told it to fuck off.

Lastexit29 on
lastexit29
lol  explain this mentor appreciation party....is it to appreciate chocolate fountains and beer?
Cavutto on
cavutto

It has been one year since the rollout of the Firmwide Attorney Mentor Program, and in that time, some stellar mentors have surfaced. It is time to celebrate their service to our junior attorneys and the firm. Please join us for a special reception honoring our attorneys and their mentoring efforts. Awards will be presented at the reception by our Committee on Associates representatives Jonathan Alter and Renee Dailey.

What: Mentor Awards Reception
When: Tuesday, December 13, 4:00 p.m.
Where: 22nd Floor Reception Area

Buffalo Wings, Nachos, Beer, Soda and Water will be served,
along with the Chocolate Fountain and all the fixings!!

WE HOPE ALL OF YOU WILL COME TO CELEBRATE OUR MENTORS. PLEASE ACCEPT OUR INVITATION BY CLICKING THE "ACCEPT" BUTTON ABOVE. THANK YOU!

Lastexit29 on
lastexit29
wow, that doesn't explain anything.
Cavutto on
cavutto
Thats all the explanation I was given.  Straight from the horses mouth. 
Cavutto on
cavutto
I'm gonna call you in a few minutes.
cavutto
Male - 28 years old
NEWINGTON, CT
United States
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