Lies are really fun to tell because when people believe them, they look
ridiculously stupid. The most fun lies are the ones that are so
unbelievable that people think they must be true because who would lie
about something so crazy. Lots of times, people will not even
begin to suspect that I'm lying and then a few days later they will
bring up something I lied about. That's always good for a
laugh.
Work is going well so far. Its going to get better at 4 though. That's when we are doing our 'mentor appreciation party' or something. They got one of those chocolate fountains. They also got buffalo wings, nachos, beer and soda. I thought it was kinda strange that they would be serving beer during work, but I took that thought into the other room and told it to fuck off.
It has been one year since the rollout of the Firmwide Attorney Mentor Program, and in that time, some stellar mentors have surfaced. It is time to celebrate their service to our junior attorneys and the firm. Please join us for a special reception honoring our attorneys and their mentoring efforts. Awards will be presented at the reception by our Committee on Associates representatives Jonathan Alter and Renee Dailey.
What
: Mentor Awards Reception When: Tuesday, December 13, 4:00 p.m. Where: 22nd Floor Reception Area
Buffalo Wings, Nachos, Beer, Soda and Water will be served, along with the Chocolate Fountain and all the fixings!!
WE HOPE ALL OF YOU WILL COME TO CELEBRATE OUR MENTORS. PLEASE ACCEPT OUR INVITATION BY CLICKING THE "ACCEPT" BUTTON ABOVE. THANK YOU!