Sitting here at work with nothing to do. Absolutely nothing. I already shelf-read the entire library last week and I also shelf-shifted to make room for a new set. The frickin' library is stellar now. I mean, absolutely on the brink of perfection. Each of the shelves has about 8-10 inches of open space at the end so that when we get new material it will fit right in. All of the book spines are as close to the edge as possible making everything look neat and orderly. There isn't a single book out of place and every book is catalogued properly. Everytime I go into the library now I pray that nobody has gone in there and mishandled a book. Its my temporary masterpiece. So, the reason I have nothing to do now is kind of because the other librarian here went home sick today at noon and before she left she told me to stick around my desk and wait for someone/anyone to request help with anything...and look busy. Not a problem. I have taken the occaisional elevator ride to get a change of scenery though. The elevator bell got me thinking about sound and energy. Like when the pendulum thingey strikes the bell and transfers energy to it, does the bell create friction with the surrounding air and is that why it slowly stops ringing? Would a bell in outerspace ring (or vibrate if it didn't make actual sound) forever? Maybe the sound waves that hit my ear are really the energy getting transferred from the bell to my ear drum making that vibrate as well. It seems to me that whenever I think of some kind of physical action here on earth, I always try to think of what the effects would be in outer space. Being an astronaut must be really cool. I've always wanted to do that but it seems so oddly idiotic. I'm too tall to be one anyway. If I were an astronaut, I would obviously do all the requisite experiments that I had been told to do, but I would probably think of a bunch of other things that needed experimenting. I have to get into outerspace.
I am sitting at my desk laughing at you right now. Two of my lawyers have walked by and asked why I was laughing. My only respoonse was "Tedium. tedium makes me laugh."
You know what you need, a tuning fork. I had one and I would play with that thing forever, making sounds, watching the vibration, sticking it underwater. Fun for the ages. And, how tall is too tall for outerspace?
Our EMU, which would be the limiting factor if you were going to go on a spacewalk fits the 95 percentile(sp?).
well. you can do waht that one guy did and make a civillian spacecraft and get it up into orbit. Then, naturally i think the next best move is to pioneer space mining by somehow jumping onto passing meteroids and mining them for their precious ores and then sending them back down to the earth in little capsules .... maybe once you perfect the mining bit, you can even find a way mathematically for the capsules to catch certain winds when coming back into the atmosphere and have them blow-land onto like a 100 mile stretch of land rather than go fishing for them in the ocean with all that problematic and expensive radio bouy beacon stuff...
meteorites must carry all sorts of precious stuff that the earth just doesnt get naturally. screw it, cavutto - if you'll be my space monkey i'll be your captain and we can explore space together , you in the modified 747 hull from the hangar junkyard, and me from my living room flying your craft from my modified xbox 360.
now all we need are investors.