Hector!

Goddam Hector!  I know its your first day and everything, but pay attention!  I asked for a cheeseburger, not a hockey puck with cheese!  Oh yeah, and quit jibber-jabbering to that little amiga of yours!  I'll make an exception if you are like that guy from Memento and you always forget that you put a burger on the grill, but if that's the case then you should be over at the sandwich counter making chicken wraps for the never-ending line of health conscious secretaries!  I guess its going to be a light lunch today...camel light to be exact. 
Cavutto on
cavutto
Its not a burger anymore...and I was just feeling yelly for no particular reason. 
TheJoeD on
thejoed
Next time try saying "hamburguesa con queso." If your order is still messed up, try saying "El Sanchez Dirty-o"
Fleur on
fleur

El Sanchez dirty-o, also known as the Dirty Sanchez (that's highschool spanish paying off right there!) is never a good idea to order.  I tell you from first hand experience. 

And the combination of cigs and grease bombs sound like a heart-attack in the waiting.  I really think you should stay alive Cavutto, and I say that for purely self-centered reason.  Your blogs are amusing and I get a kick out of them.  So don't go dieing, k? 

cavutto
Male - 28 years old
NEWINGTON, CT
United States
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