Goddam Hector! I know its your first day and everything, but pay attention! I asked for a cheeseburger, not a hockey puck with cheese! Oh yeah, and quit jibber-jabbering to that little amiga of yours! I'll make an exception if you are like that guy from Memento and you always forget that you put a burger on the grill, but if that's the case then you should be over at the sandwich counter making chicken wraps for the never-ending line of health conscious secretaries! I guess its going to be a light lunch today...camel light to be exact.
El Sanchez dirty-o, also known as the Dirty Sanchez (that's highschool spanish paying off right there!) is never a good idea to order. I tell you from first hand experience.
And the combination of cigs and grease bombs sound like a heart-attack in the waiting. I really think you should stay alive Cavutto, and I say that for purely self-centered reason. Your blogs are amusing and I get a kick out of them. So don't go dieing, k?