Yawn
Yawns are ridiculous, exposing the soft pink recesses of your cranium for all the world to see. Silently letting everyone around you know that you did not achieve the noble goal of a full nights sleep. A human yawn is so vastly different than that of say a lion. When the king of the beasts lazily exposes his insidious incisors, it is an awe inspiring display of majesty mixed with an envious dose of nonchalance. When a yawn is performed by a human, it is commonly percieved as a silly face for a grown up to make...not to mention a singular display of one's oral hygiene. Yawn. Shake head. Rub eyes. Repeat.
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Mnm12211 on
gawd i hate when some one near me yawns and then i cant help but yawn, and then i try to hold it in so i dont look stupid copying someone elses yawn and my eyes get all watery and shit. grr i hate that.
TwoStripe on
I hate when you have to hold one in and its so obvious that your doing it because your face is all twitchy and one of your eyes closes halfway.
Fleur on
dammit Cavutto! everytime I read what you have to say, it cracks me up! your choice of words and the flow of your writing. you amaze me. i'm traveling to the east coast just to yawn around you.
