Ghost Pirates!

Holy crap, I had a really bad nightmare last night.  It scared me so much that I didn't want to go back to sleep for fear of continuing where I left off.  Alright, I know you are all super interested now so I'll cut right to the meat of the story.  Bascially, I was on a ship and we were heading out into Ghost Pirate waters, which should have been an immediate tip-off that this was not going to be a good dream.  We totally knew that we were going to where the Ghost Pirates were but we had to go anyways.  So, we get there and we crash our ship into all this red ice (which I'm assuming was drenched with the blood a thousand pirates or something).  I was down below in the ships hold with a Spanish lady and her teenage daughter.  Then, after we hit the ice, the hatch opens up and someone throws a baby down to where I was.  That was a pretty bad omen.  Then, all of a sudden, the door to the bathroom swings open and there's a goddam Ghost Pirate standing there looking right at me!  I totally screamed like a little girl.  It was weird though because he was looking at me while he was going over to the Spanish lady.  He proceeds to rape her but she doesn't even fight back or anything.  She just has this look on her face like, "Eh, Ghost Pirate...what did you expect?"  So then this other Ghost Pirate comes over to me and pushes me into the bathroom and he tries to rape me!  I was totally disgusted because he was this haggard looking Ghost Pirate, not exactly Johnny Depp like I had been hoping for.  Anyways, I started asking him why he wanted to rape me and he didn't really give me a good reason or anything...he just kept trying to get me into position or whatever.  Man, I was pissed off.  Then I woke up and I was terrified to go back to sleep again.  Eventually I did and I got to play bocce ball with one of the attorneys where I work.  That was a relief.