Birthday Recap

I'm blogging! Totally out of control today. I think I'm delirious from being too scared to sleep last night. Yeah, that's it. Ghost pirate induced delirium. So, I figured I would blog because I'm listening to an awesome CD and I feel compelled to share with my fellow bloggers. Its a 3 disc moe. set called 'Warts and All Vol. 4' and it is currently making me very happy. So, who wants to hear what awesome presents I got for my birthday? I sure do. Because there wasn't much. :) I'm just kidding! Actually, the coolest present was a phone call from someone I haven't talked to in ages. Totally made my day. A very close second is the gift I gave to myself. Yeah, that's right, I totally spoil myself with fancy things because I'm stupid. So I got myself a sweet new watch from the Victorinox store (Swiss Army). Its the Swiss Air Force model (model?) and its fucking beyond fantastic. First off, the face is the most beautiful shade of blue I have ever seen on a person, place or thing. It has a lovely titanium link wrist band thing which really brings out the titanium in my elbow. There really is no way to accurately describe the coolness of this watch without a visual aid, which I might do later. Oh wait! I can describe it with words! Fucking expensive. Yep. A dumbass purchase that I couldn't live without. I could go into greater detail but my vanity is showing. Lets see, I also got a new Yankee's shirt. The duece-duece baby! Number 22, Robinson Cano! Yeah, that's an awesome addition to the other 8 NY shirts I have. I really needed that too. Mmmmkay, lets see what else was thrown at me while I slept off a night of heavy drinking. The mama-llama got me a new wallet, which is dumb because my old one hasn't disintegrated yet so I really have no use for a second wallet. Maybe I'll keep monopoly money in it and then next time I get robbed I can give the robber that one instead. I'll just carry two wallets like a goddam Rockafeller. Man, this CD really rocks in a way that few CDs rock nowadays. I think that's about all I got. Oh yeah, Natanis bought me a shot of Jaegermiester, TwoStripe bought me a car-bomb and my buddy Jay bought me a can of Guinness. My sister took me to Finn McCools and bought me a Philly Cheesesteak also. Oh yeah, I almost forgot! My buddies on the Odd Todd TV Board made me a kick ass thread full of really nice words about me and pictures of things that I want. So it was by all accounts a wonderful birthday. Thanks to everyone who participated in this, the most sacred of the Julian calendar days. :)