Ballet of the Chestnuts

Wow, slow day in here today.  So, eh...yeah.  I bet you want to hear about sunshine and farts but I want to talk about the papacy during the renaissance.  How do you like them apples?  Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out!  During the Italian renaissance (not to be confused with the Northern renaissance, which coincided with the more famous Italian version but started a little later) the papacy was one hell of a messed up organization.  Don't believe me?  Google 'Ballet of the Chestnuts'.  Read it.  Keep in mind this is the friggin' Pope we're talking about.  The 'ballet' is only one of many atrocities attributed to this creep.  It really brings Martin Luther's Protestant Reformation into perspective.  Alright, enough with the history.  I had a steak yesterday and it wasn't very good.  What the hell is with the lump of cheese they put on top of it?  That's just gross.  At least I think it was cheese.