Florida Bound!
I'm Florida bound! Oh Florida, you...got what I need. But you say you're just a state, but you say your just a state. Yeah yeah yeah, I got some cheapo airfare ($117 round trip) and I'm going down to visit my dad in Orlando (?). Possibly Orlando. If that is, in fact, where he is. Its gonna be kick-ass because my dad rules and I miss him a lot now that he's not around anymore. So, what is on the itinerary? Nothing. Well, nothing in particular. Definitely going to go cruising around on his jet-ski and drinking beer at the poolside bar area. Oh yeah, and fishing. Fishing drunk. Probably more like casting...drunk. I totally can't wait!
$117 round trip to sunny Florida vs. $431 round trip to drizzly Portland...D'oh!
went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my Florida, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella named Ryan tongue-kissin' Florida in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I say
Don't ever talk to a state who says she just has a friend
Ahh it's okay Joe, we'll make it worth your while eh? 
Jet-skiing? I'm so jealous, that's one of my favorite things to do. 
