Bad Blog!

I really want to write a blog about absolutely nothing but I've done that before and it always digresses into a horribly mundane monologue about my stupid blog.  "Blog this!" and "Blog that!".  "Why can't you act like all the other blogs and convey thoughts and ideas to other people?!?"  But noooo...you use yourself as a forum to discuss your very nature...which is a forum!  To discuss yourself!  Look!  You're doing it again!