Does that title need punctuation? I don't think it is a full sentence and therefore is beyond the realm of proper grammar. Ah, screw it, I'll punctuate anyway. So here's the bad news. As pretty much everyone in this part of the Virgo supercluster knows, the Yankees first game this year is in Oakland at 10 pm next Monday night. Knowing that it was going to be on so late, I took the following Tuesday off weeks ago. So, today I decided to check weather.com to see what the forecast looks like and its supposed to frickin' rain! I know what you're thinking, 'There must be some mistake, Ryan." So I double checked and then triple checked. Rain.
Fuck the rain!
I feel your pain.
When I went to see Train
There was no rain
But it keeps showing up
Again and again
My existence's bane
It drags me down
Like a ball and chain
Rain...
(Wow, that was really stupid! The first of many, I'm in a rhyming mood)
Goddam...Oakland too! I checked the radar and its supposed to rain a lot early next week. Damn! Damn, damn, damn, damn damn damn damndamndamndamndamdmadmadmadmamdmmdmamdadadnanad;fldadjsf;laksdfja;sdlkfja ass!