Office Softball

So I was formally asked to play for the company softball team.  Under different circumstances I would politely decline because frankly I'm no good, but I have been convinced to play anyways.  Apparently the pitcher is the gay, black secretary dude and the assistant captain is the secretary (lady) around the corner and she told me she is 'afraid of the ball'.  I think I will fit right in. 

Check out my new action figure!  (Don Mattingly is not a doll)