And Now For Something Completely Different

It didn't even rain in Oakland last night!  (If you haven't read my previous blogs, this opening statement probably makes no sense at all, which is exactly how I like it.  The uniformed reader is my target audience.)  No rain!  Oh Chac, your treachery and cunning are no match for me!  Let's play a game.  The first person to correctly answer this question wins a blog post of their choosing. 

Q: Who went to bed at ten o'clock last night blissfully unaware that starting lineups were simultaneously being read on the West coast?

There will be no extra credit, but I may curve the scores.  So that's what happens when you check the weather online.  THAT'S what happens.  I missed an awesome game too.  A-Rod grandslam and all.  Kit and caboodle.  A pox upon you, weather.com! 

In other news, it is exactly Tuesday.  And now for something completely different.

Chairman:  You see, I don't believe that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, and that's been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.

Vicar:  And also, they're much more permissive.  Pumas keep Hank Janson on open shelves...

 ~ Monty Python