Outer Space

Looking at my last three blog posts, it would appear to the casual observer that I have somewhat limited the scope of my blog strictly to astronomy. Although I can easily see the logic behind this conclusion, I think you are an idiot. I don't even like astronomy. Frankly, I think the stars are pretty lame and all that empty space is kind of a waste. What have stars done for me lately? Twinkle twinkle? Seriously, get with the program. You've pretty much played out that whole nuclear fission chain reaction for years now and I think we're all pretty bored by it. It was a pretty amusing routine, I must admit, but I think you jumped the shark long ago. Oh yeah, by the way...Earth to moon: Tidal shifts are a fucking parlor trick. Come up with some original material. I feel more gravitational pull towards Kathy Griffin than you. God, outer space sucks.