Sexual Harassment
So on next Wednesday I'll be taking the mandatory 'Sexual Harassment Training' here at work. I can't wait. I'm already pretty good at sexually harassing people but after this two hour refresher course, I'll be a certified pervert. Maybe I'll learn the proper form for winking at secretaries or how to pinch asses without leaving tell-tale bruises. Sexual harassment is fun.
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TheJoeD on
A certified pervert you may be, but you'll never truly master the art, until you out-sexually harass this guy.
Actually, my comment wasn't very funny at all
TheJoeD on
The man who taught me everything I know about fanny pinching, and the 'accidental' breast grope trick.
Cavutto on
There are a few lookers around the office. It would probably not be in my best interest to sexually harass a lawyer though.
Moonz on
exactly, cept every holiday I always give them a hug as a goodbye, and they make some disturbing sounds, so I feel I am the victim
TheJoeD on
'Round the end of May, the college interns and co-ops show up to work here for the summer...
Cavutto on
Yeah, we're going to be getting some summer associates from various law schools soon too. They're going to miss the harassment training seminar so they won't even know what to do when I clumsily grope. Sweet.
TheJoeD on
We'll invite them out to Hartford, get them liquored up, do naughty things to them and have an awkward rest of the summer....ahh man that plan is sound as a pound.
