Here's The Plan...

So I had a terrific idea today. Well, it's probably not terrific. Think of something nice, double it and cut it in half. That's about how good this idea is. Alright, here it is. There's this place I like to go where everyone knows my name. It's called Finn McCool's. Anyways, their menus are really cheapo...just a double sided piece of paper really. The next time I go there, I'm gonna steal a menu and bring it to work. Then I'm gonna photocopy it but I'm going to add a new item to the menu. Deep fried mayonaise. Then I'm going to covertly introduce the modified menu into the existing stock of Finn's menus and I'm pretty sure hilarity will ensue.