Math Sucks

Well, here's the long and short of it.  I can't add.  Never could.  I always just faked it.  Whenever someone would ask me to add something I would look up and the sky and flip my fingers around like I was really deep in thought, but I was just waiting.  Waiting for them to give up.  I could sit there for 20 minutes staring at the sky flipping fingers around like I was an auctioneer for the hearing impaired.  Adding is really dumb when you think about it.  Why can't you just leave the two numbers alone!  If they really wanted to be together, they would've come pre-added.  Go fuck yourself, math!
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Lastexit29 on
lastexit29
i've known you for a pretty long time, and i say your blog is full of lies. you are an excellent adder-upper
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Cavutto on
cavutto
That's a lie.  My adding skills are horribly deficient.  I can't even add water to kool-aid mix. 
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bkro9 on
bkro9
Ha. And then there's "numbers" people like my husband who will give you a percentage/square of/division in 2.2 seconds. I need a calc to add 40 +2.
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natanism on
natanism
ooh ooh I got it 42, lol.  I hate Math too, the only good thing about it was in high school I had a really good teacher.  So he made it worth while.
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bkro9 on
bkro9
Don't act like you didn't pull up your online calc for that. Show off.
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natanism on
natanism
BUSTED!!!
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lonelygrl on
lonelygrl
Oh you poor thing! Thats ok, i hate math too. I couldnt ever do it, I was dragged through Algebra and forced to just barely pass the math a regents, got a 67 on it but i passed... so... yeah FUCK MATH! it sucks! has nothing to do with anything and is pointless and disappointing... <<dont feel bad... really>><I STILL LOVE YOU!> *BIG HUGS*
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Ringer on
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The only reason people don't like math is because it's the one think that can't be fudged.

There's no way you're going to get away with just throwing a handful of numbers down on a piece of paper and turning it in.

Don't get me wrong, I also didn't enjoy Math until I had to. It's challenging.
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mexicana13 on
mexicana13
math can kiss my round black ass.yep, yep, yep.......
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natanism on
natanism
Hmmm, I always wondered about the color of a mexican's ass, I kinda figured brown... Thanks for clearing that up mex!
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phoenix on
phoenix

lol Natanis. 

and, just because i agree and i have to:

If necessity is the mother of invention
Then I'd like to kill the guy who invented this
The numbers come together in some kind of 3rd dimension
A regular algebraic bliss.
Let's start with something simple
Like one and one ain't three
And two plus two will never get you five
There's fractions in my subtraction
And X don't equal Y
But my homework is bound to multiply

Math sucks (math sucks)
Math sucks (math sucks)
I'd like to burn this textbook, I hate this stuff so much!
Math sucks (math sucks)
Math sucks (math sucks)
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much--But math sucks!

I got so bored with my homework
I turned on the T.V.
The beauty contest winners were all smiling through their teeth
They asked the new Miss America "Hey babe, can you add up all those bucks?"
She looked puzzled then just said, "Math Sucks!"

Math sucks (math sucks)
Math sucks (math sucks)
You don't even have to spell it, all you have to do is yell it
Math sucks (math sucks)
Math sucks (math sucks)
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much--But math sucks!

Geometry, trigonometry, and if that don't tax your brain
There are numbers to big to be named (too big to be named)
Numerical precision is a science with a mission
And I think it's gonna drive me insane

Parents fighting with their children and the Congress can't agree,
Teachers and their students are all jousting constantly
Management and labor keep rattling old sabers,
Quacking like those Peabody ducks

Math sucks (quack quack)
Math sucks (quack quack)
You don't even have to spell it, all you have to do is yell it!
Math sucks (math sucks)
Math sucks (math sucks)
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much--But math sucks!

Math sucks, math sucks, math sucks the big one
Math sucks, math sucks, math sucks the big one

[repeat until end, fades out]

-Jimmy Buffett

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Cavutto
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