Threadbare

Hello ladies and gentlemen. Please take a seat, the show is about to begin. The opening act tonight comes to you courtesy of 1994. That's when I bought this shirt. It just dawned on me that that makes this shirt 12 years old. I've seriously been wearing it almost half my life. It shows too. I have a problem getting rid if my old clothes for some reason. I just can't do it. Something about my old crusty shirts just appeals to me...and only me probably. I've definitely had my way with this shirt. It is haggard. It's like some used up old concubine that I completely defiled for 12 years non-stop and now I'm just comfortable with her. I feel at home in her threadbare embrace.

Cornerstone