
This is Uranus I guess. I suppose it could be anything. But I'm the expert here and I say this is Uranus. Probably the coolest part about Uranus is the 'anus' part. Don't let anyone try to tell you that its pronounced Yur-unus because it's not. That's just not good science. Anyways, Uranus was discovered by some dork with a telescope and a lot of free time. I'd guess it was probably pretty recently too because all of the pictures I found of Uranus kind of sucked so it's probably really far away. As you can tell from the picture, Uranus is really fucking boring and there is nothing to do there. Scientists generally concede that Uranus is one of the boringest places in the universe and they have given up studying it. They are also pretty sick of that one scientist who is still making Uranus jokes. We get it buddy.
Thanks for clearing that up about the pronunciation. I've always hated Yur-unus. Almost as much as I hate it when Bush or anyone else says Nuke-u-lur, but not quite.
Anyway, from this picture, Uranus looks like a totally peaceful place and I wouldn't mind visiting. I would be the girl sitting atop Uranus, with super strong velcro attached to my anus so I wouldn't slip off when the cue ball started rolling. And then if I got squished at least it'd be a fun ride.