Astronomy Picture of the Day!

This cloud of outerspace smoke is called Debbie.  Debbie was formed in 1983 when somebody decided to switch Bryan Adam's regular coffee with Foldgers Crystals.  He got really pissed off about that and blew up his tour bus.  The resulting explosion was so massive that the smoke and debris formed this giant cloud of smoke and debris.  Those purple lights are probably blacklights that survived the initial blast.  There's some orange crap in the two corners there and scientists believe that is Bryan's talent.  You see, in outerspace, talent coagulates and turns orange.  Bryan has been searching for this talent for decades now and since he enlisted the help of NASA's Hubble Telescope, he may finally be able to find it.  Unfortunately, the mission to retrieve it has been postponed indefinitely because somebody switched Bryan's regular foam heat plates with new Foldger's Crystal heat plates and, as always, he got really pissed off and blew up the space ship. 

Lastexit29 on
LOL these are way better than your regular pic of the day
Cavutto on
Yeah, I'm gonna switch up the format.  Regular astronomy sucks.  Fake astronomy is the wave of the future...the wave of the future...wave of the future...
Lastexit29 on
bring in the milk, bring in the milk, bring in the milk...the way of the future
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