
At first, even my trained astronomy eyes had a little difficulty in determining exactly what was taking place here. NASA had incorrectly idenitfied this phenomenon as a sunspot, but I could tell that they were just making stuff up again because their instruments are not calibrated properly. Turns out, this is a Hell Kegger. This picture was taken by NASA's crappy Hubble Telescope and, as we all know, that thing is lame. I have a better one at my place and I was able to detect the Solo cups strewn about the landscape here. I think this Hell Kegger was thrown because it was Satan's son's bar mitzvah. They grow up so fast.