Worst Blogger Ever?
So I had some free time at work today and I've been really kind of amazed that some internet stranger stumbled onto one of my old posts and thought highly enough of it to re-post on his/her own site.
http://triggur.livejournal.com/
Anyways, in the course of investigating this strange phenomenon, I decided that I would put Timbo's new Google capabilities to the test and see if my blog would come up for 'Worst blogger ever'. Turns out, a lot of people claim to be the 'worst blogger ever'. While reading through some of their claims, I found that most of them were just negligent bloggers who apathetically watched (or unwatched) their blog atrophy away to nothing. That's so fucking tame. In my eyes, it is analogous with a mercy killing, and rightly so. Your blogs sucked. Grow a pair and at torture the fuck out of your blog with a stupid fake science shtick or at least mock it incessantly until it develops an eating disorder. Blogs are so lame they are practically begging for a beating. My dipshit blog in particular. I would kick this blog to within an inch of its life and then politely ask it to help me figure out what I'm going to eat. Once I've regained my strength from its nutritious decision, I will continue to beat the living hell out of it. You hear me blog! I have no patience for you stupid blogs! You are the worst thing to happen to the internet since those goddam bananas! God, I hate blogs.
I just checked the stats Ryan....You have had 40 visitors to your blog from that site....today....
The new Blogs4me is starting to work.
I have been creating syndication feeds for the site the last few days. Sites will pick up the feeds and index all the data. This to spread all the content like a disease.
I just realized what else is happening...I told my buddies at OddTodd about the strangeness of the internet and gave the a link to the livejournal page. They probably clicked on the text there, which is probably part of the reason I got 40 hits from it.
I admit I've been throwing the B4M name out alot considering I'm an avid yahoo chatter, but that feel fine thing is a different kind of odd! I wonder why they took my picture
Total linkage. This is where the picture and the quote came from. For some reason they took my picture, and Timbo's quote about his chair dieing. Hilarity!
You know, I actually found your site before my friend sent me a link to that entry...I laughed alot, it was the most brilliant thing i've ever read ^.^ yay! you're blogs about neglectfulness make me happy.
<3Jackie<3
Leave bananaman alone! :(
~ It's peanut butter jelly time! peanut butter jelly time!
