
Today's astronomy picture is of an annoying little asteroid. Well, actually, this looks more like two asteroids stuck together. This pair of asteroids is completely alone in the universe and it just wanders around looking for an orbit to hang out in. Asteroids are pretty interesting because they look a lot like Nerd candies. Nobody knows where asteroids come from, but scientists are pretty certain where they are going. Nowhere. Well, nowhere in particular. Sometimes asteroids will form belts and make it look like they are interesting just because they're all together, but they're not. They're just annoying. Most people who study asteroids really wish that they had never started because they picked a stupid part of science to study. How are they supposed to write a research paper about a goddam asteroid?!? It's a fucking space rock. I bet all of the other astronomy scientist make fun of the asteroid scientists and use tiny little asteroids as paperweights for their stacks of nebula research papers.
"I bet all of the other astronomy scientist make fun of the asteroid scientists and use tiny little asteroids as paperweights for their stacks of nebula research papers."
LOL