Bona Fide

I can't figure out what is wrong with the 'insert picture' function thing.  Everybody else seems to be able to get picture up but me.  I can barely see the screen from crying so hard.  So, the APoD's are just gonna have to wait until I pick up a computer book and learn how to make things work correctly.

Anyways, to those of you who know me this should come as no big surprise.  I'm a bona fide retard.  I lack all of the necessary skills to properly operate.  Not just a few.  All.  If I was a car, I would be a little, tiny retarded car and I would have the navigational capabilities of a Roomba.  Actually, that's probably a little too lenient.  Roomba's know better than to fall down the stairs. 

Well, technically I haven't fallen down the stairs or anything...lately. 

Sometimes I amaze myself with how well I have mastered idiocy.  If you have anything good that you need fucked up, I'll help you find the most ingenious and counter-intuitive way to go about it.  Stuff you probably didn't even imagine could be done.  Then, before you're even done trying to imagine it, I'll have it fucked up nicely for you and probably need a ride to the hospital for myself.