Ultimate Fighting Aquarium

My brother got a pretty big fish tank from somewhere this weekend.  As everyone knows, fish and fish tanks are super boring.  So, we've decided to stage a contest along the lines of the Ultimate Fighting Championship.  We're going to get two different fish and put them in the tank.  If all goes as planned, the two fish will fight until only one fish remains and he will eat his opponents remains in order to acquire all of his skill and cunning.  Once the victorious fish is full of the losers skill and cunning, we will introduce a new, 'contender' fish to fight the champ.  Again, which ever fish wins will eat his opponent and acquire all of his skill and cunning.  This will be repeated ad nauseum until we have one fish that is so skillful and cunning that no fish will be able to survive a few minutes around him.  We will name this fish 'Killer'. 
TheJoeD on
I'll put a sawbuck down on this action.
Cavutto on
Is that a fish or a wager?
TheJoeD on
A wager...Though I'm scouring the web for some kick ass Japanese fighting fish.
Cavutto on
This is such an awesome idea.  I don't think we're breaking any laws either because its a well known fact that fish can't feel pain...pretty sure they're limited to bloodlust and rage.
Timbo on
This championship must be documented and published.
cavutto
Male - 28 years old
NEWINGTON, CT
United States
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