Internet Phenomenon
Man, I'm pretty certain that I'm the hottest thing on the internet. I just recieved an e-mail from the Internet General saying that I should really try to limit my internet activities. Turns out, whenever I post something online, it generates so much traffic that all the bandwith in Asia has to be redirected to my cubicle. Little kids all over the Korean peninsula are simultaneously throwing their computers in rage when I freeze up their Warcraft game. Chinese kids have begun gathering in Tienemen Square and they are screaming a bunch of gibberish. It's all over the wires. This could get ugly.
Really though...I just got like 5 friend requests from half naked myspace sluts in the span of thirty seconds. It's fun to imagine though.
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TheJoeD on
Dude, I love those myspace friend requests, they're like obviously porn or whatever and you always have like five dudes on there who are like "you wuts good wit you ma" totally unaware of whats happening.
Cavutto on
It's also great when they message you saying, "Your profile is so interesting! You seem like the coolest person in the whole world!". Really? It says that I'm a real boy. 
bkro9 on
Ha. Well don't be jealous, but I just received a friend request from a black man's penis. GO ME!
