Grappling Hook

The Jerkstore called this morning.  I told them they had the wrong number.  Suckers.  Anyways, nobody ever calls me at work anyhow.  One time a legal search engine called me.  That was pretty dumb.  Why the hell would I want to talk to a search engine?  I think the time is ripe for a fire drill.  I'm sure lots of people have forgotten how to use the stairs since the last one.  Almost out of post-its too.  Gonna have to jerryrig some pieces of paper with tape on them.  I'll get them all set up for peeling too.  With skills like this, I should be an office resource manager.  Better yet, an office resource specialist.  Specialist sounds so much cooler than manager.  Manager sounds bossy...'specialist' sounds like someone from Mission: Impossible.  I'll show up to work with like a full harness and ropes and a grappling hook.  More jobs need to put 'grappling hook skills' in their job requirements.  The grappling hook has really gone the way of the stenograph (whatever the hell that is).  I want a grappling hook now.  Maybe if I say 'grappling hook' a few more times in this post, an ad will come up for grappling hooks underneath it.  That really typifies my laziness.  I'm too lazy to google 'grappling hook', so I type it seventeen times in a blog instead to try and make a google add show up.  Nice work Ryan.  Grappling hook.