Cool People

I wish I was a little bit cooler.  Cool people seem to have doors just open right up for them while I sit around fumbling with my keys and jiggling them in the lock because I know that one of them works even though none of them seem to but you kinda gotta push down at the same time you twist it and even that doesn't work all the time either.  I know for a fact that cool people never have to deal with such bullshit.  They probably don't even make doors for cool people because that kinda infers that there is an 'otherwhere' that may or may not be cooler than their present location.  Cool people don't need that kind of ambiguity.  That's for the rest of us.