Dear God, Please Do Something About This

I was just thinking about crying.  I think it's pretty dumb that water has to come out of my eyes when certain things happen.  It always happens at stupid times too.  Some people cry at funerals or whatever and that's fine and normal, but I don't get that.  No, I get stupid crying time.  Take today, for instance.  I was sitting here watching the Yankees game and during one of the commercials they did this Yankees montage of great things in Yankees history.  When they showed the clip of Aaron Boone hitting the game winning homerun in the 2003 ALCS and him breaking into that homerun trot with his arms extended, a little tear formed.  I was like, "What the fuck dude!  Don't do this!  Not now!  Oh crap, what is your problem.  Crap.  I hope Jay doesn't look over here."  It was a fucking commercial!  A montage no less!