Another Retarded Elevator Moment

So, I decided to go for an elevator ride and head outside for a bit. When I came back in, I got on the elevator all by myself. I noticed there was a rubber band laying on the floor and I thought it might be fun to play with on the ride back up. As I'm bending over to pick it up, this drop-dead gorgeous girl gets on...like, as I'm picking it up. I felt sort of retarded. Needless to say, I didn't have as much fun playing with it as I had hoped. The end.

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They never covered that in my Sexual Harrassment Training. I'll have to bring that up to the people down in HR. I was totally unprepared for that potential harrassment situation. Another blown opportunity...