New Reading Material

So I finished up what I had been reading yesterday and I had nothing of interest in queue, so I rummaged through the big box of old books in my closet to find something for the bus ride this morning.  It wasn't until I actually walked up to the bus that I realized I had probably made an imprudent choice.  In my hand was a flourescent orange novel with big white letters that read, 'A Clockwork Orange'.  Yep.  I'm sure my fellow commuters had not previously viewed me as the ultra-violent type, but there it was.  Screaming 'Look at me!  You can't help it!  I'm flourescent orange!'.  However, by the time I got off the bus, I didn't really care.  I fancied getting my rookers on the first poor veck who viddied my book and tolchock his stinking rot, knocking his zoobies straight down his gullet.  Hopefully I'll get something a little tamer before Monday.  Any suggestions?