Dammit All

I think I want to start a soap-box derby.  Soap scum pisses me off because soap is supposed to clean stuff, not make it crappy.  I don't know why I bother washing my washcloth in the washing machine either because everyday I rub it all over with soap and that should be sufficient to clean it.  Unfortunately, it's not.  That's stupid and I blame God.  God makes the best scapegoat and I really like how he takes requests for damning things.  I wonder what happens when something gets 'damned'.  Sometimes people say 'dammit all', but I don't think they really mean it.  God probably doesn't take those requests seriously.