Spanish Conversation

A conversation on a Spanish dock between two sailors in 1493

Juan: Hey, you remember that Italian dude who left here like a year ago

Pedro: No. What the hell are you talking about?

Juan: Remember? That Italian guy that the king gave those three ships to and he said he was gonna sail that way <points to sea> until he found something.

Pedro: Oh yeah! That idiot. Yeah, yeah, yeah...I remember now.

Juan: You hear he came back?

Pedro: Get out! What the hell has he been doing out there for a year?

Juan: He found some new world.

Pedro: Where?

Juan: Out there! <points to sea>

Pedro: Get out!

Juan: That's what he says.

Pedro: What's it like?

Juan: How the hell should I know.

Pedro: You're full of shit man.

Juan: Dude, I swear to god, that's what I heard.

Pedro: So what else did you hear?

Juan: That's pretty much it. I think there were like a bunch of brown people there...go figure.

Pedro: Fuck you man. You're such a fuckin' liar.

Juan: Fine dude, whatever.