Cake
People look so silly eating cake. Cake itself is so over-the-top gaudy to begin with...it's like the Elton John of cuisine. Apparently, it's also impossible to eat cake without grinning like a complete fool at the same time. Don't get me wrong, I don't hold anything against the cake-eaters of the world. I just get a kick out of watching I guess. It's such a production whenever cake is introduced into the environment. I don't think any other food gets as much fanfare as cake. Does any other food get candles? We even sing songs when cake arrives! Wedding cake has to be the most ridiculous of them all. It's really amazing that we've developed a three foot tall dessert. I think I would make a good cake architect, what with all my experience building boats out of crap in the woods and making binder-clip archways. Wedding cake is really the next logical progression.
Hey I got married 2 years ago...and I thought the wedding cake was pretty kick-ass...it fed all 100 guests, plus there was some left for us to freeze and do the traditional eat-at-your-one-year-anniversary thing....which would seem absolutley disgusting...but the cake was actually really good a whole year later.
No...we did not have a little mini bride and groom cake topper...we're not THAT lame.
I don't like cake to begin with so this is a totally biased blog and I realize that I am in the minority on this issue. I would much rather prefer pie to cake any day. For my birthday my mom always made cheesecake for me, which has the word 'cake' in it, but is hardly cake-like internally.
So you would prefer I say "Shut your pie hole" rather than "Shut your cake hole"?
not that i'm telling you to shut your hole...just checking for preference should I ever need to.
you've never heard "shut your cake-hole" before?
my older sister must have said that to me on a weekly basis growing up!
Again with the damn cake. Sheesh Cavutto, everyone knows you have a thing against cake. Will you leave cake and cake-eaters alone? Accept that cake is here to stay and delicious, with it's frosting-goodness and sometimes, if you're lucky it's got those multi-colored sprinkles set against plain vanilla cakey-ness. Mmmmm. Don't fight the cake.
Take you pie and like, eat it or something.
There's a crazy chick that I work with that buys everyone a whole cake on their birthday and makes everyone stop what they're doing to have cake for a half hour...she only does it so that everyone will like her....after all...everyone loves cake...except Ryan of course...but it really gets annoying when we get to a month when they're like 4 birthdays...because instead of doing one cake for the whole month...she does 4 cakes...4 f'ing cakes...that's just obscene...and I like cake...but that's just too much!
