Breakfast of Champions
Breakfast kicks all the other meals square in the gnads. It kinda sucks that all of the foods designated as 'breakfast foods' have to sit at the back of the bus all day long and can't drink out of the same water fountains. Eggs, the blank-canvas stape of early morning eats, provide the perfect backdrop for the tastiness of sausage and bacon. You hear that bread? You are really lame next to eggs. Sure, for lunch you team up with cold cuts and crap, but among the breakfast crew you are a stupid side dish that has to be toasted and smeared with other things and I don't even like you anyways (Hey peanutbutter, if you're still out there...you should really ditch that square.) Cereal and milk makes soup look like that other Baldwin (broth is such a dumb word too). And what the hell do you even drink with dinner that can compare with a cup of coffee? Soda? Forget it. Oh, and breakfast burritto! Wow man. I really like what you've done with yourself.
The ad under my blog said , 'Got links'? You think it picked up on the sausage?
The cafeteria downstairs has the friggin' best breakfast around. It's not like that pre-fab crap they have at the chain joints...it's all real. For the same price as a bacon, egg and cheese on a bagel at Dunkin', I get one that's infinitely better at the cafeteria. No lines either. Free coffee in the breakroom up here to boot. I actually wind up saving money over the day because I used to get a big lunch ($5), but now I do the $2 breakfast and I'm not as hungry for lunch so I only get like crackers or something.
Did you get my message dude? I think something is screwy with B4me today...it's acting up and being fresh. Check your inbox.
Oh yeah, i have no flash here so I pretty much have to look if i have messages or not.
Dude, our cafe used to serve real eggs on their sandwiches, now they switched over to that like pre-fab crap.
I signed up for Yahoo personals like saturday, and my spot has been blowing up. It's crazy. I bet less than 90% is porn.
Same here Java.
Fake eggs are pretty gross...except for the Burger King ones. Those fake eggs are amazing...obviously, there is something very very bad lurking in those eggs, but goddam, they are so good.
Man, I love breakfast, omelets, bacon, eggs, sausage biscuits and gravy. Pancakes! I had the best fresh raspberry pancakes ever the other day...yum! Great now I'm hungry..
Ryan I am going to go out on a limb and guess that you have never had Eggs Benedict...That is some good artery clogging stuff there.
I was going to put a picture in for you but the image box isn't working.
