I had a dream last night that 'Merca was under attack and it scared the crap outta me. I was at somebody's house way up on this really high hill/mountain and we were hanging out outside just cooking out and stuff and then all of a sudden I heard this huge explosion and looked out and saw huge bombs going off with those shockwaves spreading out for a split second. Then they started going off like right next door and all over the place. I was with my buddy Scrubs and she got really scared and was like paralyzed with fear or whatever and she wouldn't move so I told her she had to come with me and everything would be okay. So I figured we should just run...somewhere. I didn't really think anyplace was safe because bombs were falling all around and there were explosions everywhere, but running seemed like a good idea. So, we get to the edge of the yard and I decide that we should climb the fence (it was like a 4 foot tall metal one...no problem) and go down to lower ground. So, we climb the fence simultaneously and she loses her grip on the other side and falls like 50 feet down and her head hits the edge of the roof on this garage and she does this like awkward, rag-doll backflip and lands on the ground all strewn about in a weird way. I was like, 'D'oh! I guess everything won't be okay..sorry about saying that.'. As I climbed down and ran past her, I could see that she could move her eyes but she was otherwise totally motionless and really close to dead. I said 'Sorry Scrubs, but I gotta get the hell outta here.' and I ran down this grassy hill that was like right next to a road and everybody in the army trucks were yelling 'Put your hands up!' so I started running down the grassy hill with my hands up until I got to the bottom and found these guys having some kind of like crappy old-person cook-out party on their driveway and I asked them if I could have a beer because I was really flipping out and they gave me one. Then I woke up and I felt really bad about telling Scrubs to follow me and not worry only to have her totally die in like 20 seconds. The end.
Yeah, I know. I will get you killed way faster than the enemy....and then run like hell.
I remember that beer tasting really really good afterwards though. Probably the best I've ever had. I wish I could brew it or something.