Driving Thoughts

I spent two hours in the car this afternoon driving back from Albany.  Here are some of the things I thought about...

1.  Does the air inside the tire spin as fast as the tire does?  Does it start spinning like, immediately or does it take a while for the friction of the rubber walls to actuallly get it going.  I'm pretty sure it has to start spinning eventually.  Then, what happens if you slam on the brakes and lock up the tires?  Does the air keep spinning around inside the tire?  I want to test this somehow.

2.  If life begins at conception, do pregnant women get to ride in the carpool lane?  Maybe if you were a lady and in a real hurry all the time, you could keep like a vial of man juice like in your purse or something, then you go drive in the carpool lane and if a cop pulls you over you can shove it up your hoo-ha real fast and try to get pregnant like on the spot.  That's a terrible idea, I know...but whatever.  I was bored.

3.  What are the odds of an 'indecent proposition' actually working if I asked a stranger really politely?  I think this it might have like a ten-to-one shot on a good deay.  Maybe a little less, but I'll take those odds.  Not good enough to gamble on, but good enough to risk getting my fragile male psyche crushed.  Is there a such thing as a mercy eh-eh?  Kinda like a mercy killing...except pretty much the total opposite.