The First!

It's the first!  I bet the number one wasn't the first number invented.  Why would you even have to number a singular thing?  Some caveman probably invented the number 2 first and then he thought of the number 1 as an afterthought to differentiate between the two.  I wonder if Edison did the same thing with the telephone...like, the first one was just 'phone' and then the second one was 'telephone' because it was the one connected to another phone.  It must've been a real pain in the ass to market something like that because you could really only call Edison at first.  I think the same principle is probably applicable to websites as well.  Like, the first website probably just started out as a regular computer program but then someone strung a wire to it and let someone else see thier stuff.  I wish I coulda been there for that moment when the second guy plugged his internet cord.  He probably uploaded a bunch of porn and the internet was born.