Birthday Spectacular!

Today is my mom's birthday.  Happy birthday mom!  It's pretty cool that we can tell pretty much where the Earth was in relation to the Sun on the day my mom was born.  Actually, who really gives a crap where the Earth was on that day.  I mean, it's not really in the same physical place on a bigger scale because our whole solar system is part of a larger spiral galaxy and I'm pretty sure that the Sun itself is revolving around whatever is in the center (pretty sure there's a black hole in the middle of the Milky Way).  On an even grander scale, the whole Milky Way galaxy is careening through space at an astronomical speed (pun intended)...something like 700,000 million miles an hour towards the Andromeda galaxy (I fudged the numbers a bit, but you get the point).  It's going to be so cool when our galaxy smashes into the Andromeda galaxy.  I wonder what will happen when the two black holes in the center smash into each other.  I should get the Astronomer to weigh in on this...
Astronomer on
You, sir, are an idiot.  Please refrain from posting extraterrestrial blogs in the future.  Stick to writing about your infantile dreams or the difficulties you encounter when moving hot objects across your textile belongings. 
TheJoeD on
Ooohh. Looks like you got served.
TechGuy on
Mmmm, yes.  By my calculations, the serving was inversely proportional to the stupidity of the original blog post.  I was able to reach this conclusion by assigning variables to each idiotic thought you had and determining the stupidity relative to that of a blog of median intelligence.  I then repeated this process to the Astronomers comment and determined that they are, in fact, inversely proportional. 
phoenix on

Tech guy, go away or i will find u and take off the bow tie and glasses and mess up your greasy hair.  Seriously, it's torturous for me to see your sexy mug.  Hot.

Cavutto, your mom is a scorpio like me...i know you hate astrology but whatever.  Happy birthday to your mom, she says, wondering if she reminds u of your mom, lol...Astronomer has a point.  There's something about those infantile dreams and ironing posts.

TheJoeD on
Anything goin on tonight? I might go out to Hartford early ( 8-ish) for a couple of cocktails.
Cavutto on

That's early?  :)  Next Friday I will be going downtown early (5:30) after work to have cocktails with some people from our document production department. 

I have a few prans in the works for tonight, so I'm obviously going to have to break some of them but I haven't yet to decide which.   I'll give you a call when I get home and let you know what the pran is. 

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