Grog

Blog equals log equals frog equals dog equals bog equals,…umm…crog and…flog. Yes. And then there was a party and everyone gave each other some chicken and some people got to go to the bank but the other didn’t and had to eat spoiled leaves instead.

 

So let this be a sign unto you. Don’t go to saloons when you have no dukes. At the very least you’ll need some mittens.