Say Cheese

Man, I ate something foul for lunch today.  It was a chicken milanese sandwich with some really awful cheese on it (Fontina).  I don't think I will ever understand cheese.  American cheese is one thing...it's processed to perfection (kinda like diet soda/nutrasweet).  I've sorta grown fond of pepperjack cheese too, but only because I'm slowly incubating an affection semi-spicy foods (horseradish mayo is pretty damn good!).  It has to be the right kind of spicy though.  Pepper still totally sucks on everything and that crap that they put on buffalo wings that makes your lips burn is just plain annoying.  I think that people who 'like' that stuff are totally faking it.  Don't even try to disagree with me on this, because me will thinks thou doth protest too much.