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Letter openers are very inefficient at cutting bagels in half.  They are much better suited to spreading cream cheese.  I totally mangled a bagel for lunch with the stupid letter opener.  I think I am going to stick a post-it on it that reads, 'Sharpen Please' and then stick it in my outbox and see what happens.  The outbox is sorta magical like that.  It's almost like a genie...you just write stuff on stuff and put it in your outbox and 'whoosh', of it goes to places to do the things you need whatever it is to do and it meets all these cool people along the way sorta like the wizard of oz except all the people probably aren't as needy as those weirdos Dorothy meets.  I think that Dorothy is a total fuckin' idiot by the way.  I should put a video camera in my outbox and write my own name on it and press 'record'.  Then when the video camera returns to me I can see all the places it's been to.