Hey Mr. Postman
Ok, what's up with mailmen. Do they go to every house everyday? Maybe it's just me, but that seems like a real big pain in the ass. Going to everyone's house everyday? They make it look so easy too. Nobody even thinks about them unless they're waiting for them to bring something and by then you sorta hate them inside because they have what you want and they're not there yet to give it to you. Really though? Next time you think about how many places they have to go before they walk right up to your house and give you something either you want or somebody else wants you to have. I want to go to the mailman Christmas dinner. I bet they have awesome stories of life on the streets. Every story starts out with, "So, I was out delivering the mail and then all of a sudden...". Maybe they sit around and bitch about email stealing their jerbs. I bet they just sit around and bitch.
Actually, it seems like a pretty laidback and thoughtless job. Your sorta doing the same thing everyday and the directions are printed right there in front of you (not the geographic directions, just the address I mean). Unless you're afraid of dogs or something, I don't see it as a high stress kinda jerb. Yeah, if you're afraid of dogs, try to stay away from being a goddam mailman for crying out loud. If you're stupid enough to be a mailman then you deserve it. Maybe being a mailman makes you afraid of dogs because crazy dogs come up and bite you all the time. If that's the case, then I regard the mailman even more.
