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So, ummm...yeah. It's been a while. Wanna hear about my weirdo dreams? Good. Last nights dream was pretty frustrating. I was moving into a new apartment, which happened to be an apartment that my mom was moving out of. It wasn't her old apartment or anything, it was a different apartment I had never seen before but apparently she had been living there. Anyways, for some reason I could not figure out how to turn my goddam pillow off and I spent a really long time trying to figure it out. Now that I'm awake, I don't really understand how a pillow could be 'on' in the first place, but in the dream it made sense to me somehow. It was really frustrating because I wanted the stupid thing to turn off but there were no switches or anything. Just a normal pillow...stuck 'on'. Monday nights dream was sorta frustrating too. I came into my bedroom and I saw Mariska Hargitay from Law and Order sitting on the floor next to my nightstand. I was like, "Hey, you're Mariska Hargitay!" and she just nodded. Then I was like, "What the hell are you doing here?" and she didn't really say anything. She seemed really depressed about something and deep in thought...like her partner got killed and she was reminiscing about all the perps they apprehended. Then I woke up and I tried to go back to the dream but I couldn't fall back asleep. The night before that (Sunday night) I had a dream where I got out of work really late and downtown Hartford was full of....ummmm...persons of questionable moral character. Some of them were chasing me for a while but then I would lose them and all of a sudden there would be more around the next corner. There was also this really nice restaurant over by Constitution Plaza (that's not there in real life) and they had this outdoor little pond thing near a walkway and whenever I walked by this little girl (like 8 years old) would try to push me in it. She was a little bitch. God I hate that little girl.