Undungo's Greatest Hits

Are there still people out there who listen to disco music?  'Disco' is sort of a cool word.  I wouldn't be surprised if there are peope out there still rockin' the disco.  What would surprise me is if people are still making disco music.  Disco.  I saw line dancers once at a Holiday Inn in Virginia.  At the time I couldn't really believe what I was witnessing and I thought that maybe it was like some kind of promotional stunt that the Holiday Inn bar did like once a week, but it turns out that it was nothing special.  Just line dancers.  Dancing.  In unison.  Dancing itself is kind of weird when you think about it.  I mean, like dancing in and of itself...take away the  music and now it just looks retarded, right?  I think that people like music because it is predictable.  It follows a beat and then it repeats it over and over and I bet that subconsciously, your mind gets all excited because its predicting the next 'thump' or whatever and it is usually right.  I suppose that if there was no beat whatsoever and totally unpredictable it would just be noise.  It's funny, I don't think I know of anybody who doesn't like music...like at all.  I bet the caveman guy that invented music was wicked popular afterwards.  Then he probably started using drugs and came out with an experimental sophmore song and everybody was like, 'Yeah, I listen to Undungo, but only the older stuff' and then he cleaned up and went back to his roots and came out with an aboriginal third song and got wicked popular again and then promptly sold out and lost his old-school fanbase.  Then he probably came out with a few 'Undungo's Greatest Hits' albums and milked that for a while.