Balmy Armageddon

Alright, alright, alright...Monday morning.  It's warm outside.  I saw something sorta funny about this on the news this morning.  The local weather guy said that it is supposed to be warm for the rest of the week but he saw a cold front on the other side of the north pole that should get here sometime next week.  Seriously?  The next cold front you see is in friggin' Russia?  There is something strange going on with the weather lately.  I think it's the end of days.  I never imagined the apocalypse would be so...pleasant.